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(26th May 2008)




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    Guy in supermarket sees an attractive woman waving at him. She says hi. Surprised coz he can't place her he says, "Do you know me?" she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." His mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his partner. "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to in front of all of my buddies on the pool table while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher.


    Priest was seated next to Paddy on a flight. Paddy ordered a rum and coke. The flight attendant asked the priest if he would like a drink also - he replied in disgust i would rather be raped by a dozen hookers than let liquor pass my lips Paddy handed his drink back and said me too, i didnt know we had a choice!

    ~ Paul Page


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